Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
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The Caganer
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
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Rectal Riptide Wreck
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
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Filling The Pumpkin
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
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Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
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Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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