A Limerick
A young man in the Serengeti, Sat on a packet of uncooked spaghetti. His anus was ripped, Into ten thousand …
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Count Dumpula Strikes!
So once again it’s that time of year… The Count searches for the poofect rear. Halloween is upon us, meaning …
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Brown Ravioli
Without warning and out of the blue. Came a gut feeling, too well I knew. Immediately I stopped what I …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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The Brawny Burrito and Spicy Meatball
A rich, full meal of exotic flavours. Got my bowels fuelled with the vapors. Several types of meats and gravies. …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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