Best Be Poopared
A snorter might rip, from a weak sphincter grip. And if you stain your pant, don’t throw a tant. It’s …
Rumpty Dumpty
I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head. And I just decided to drop a brown egg! From my high …
Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Letting Slip
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
Banana Poo Split
I must admit, I like to doodoo nasty pranks. Involving bananas and turds, it’s oh so rank. Slip a shit …
