Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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Monster-Butt-Egg-Hatcher
Bowels are heavy, butthole is tight… But something awful is about to take flight. I imagine inside, all the blobs …
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Brown Eye of The Storm
Brace yourself against the door… Get ready for the brown downpour! This unnatural disaster now unfolds. Power of poop released …
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Smear Campaign
A sickening smear campaign. And a sudden brown rain. Ended my poolitical career. Bad mouthed by diarrhea. That my bowels …
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I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
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A Spilt Cup
There is a horrible funk emanating from my porcelain throne. Something has upset my stomach with a sickening groan. The …
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Don’t Crack The Shits
Sometimes we get frustrated and need to let off steam. The key is not to fill your pants with brown …
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