Appoociation
This toilet paper is flimsy and weak. But without it, I’d be up shit’s creek. So I appoociate what I’ve …
Pure Pooetry
Sudden Public Attack
I was in a crowded shop when I felt the pooey pangs. It was as if Count Dumpula had bitten …
Pure Pooetry
The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
Pure Pooetry
Too Hot To Poop
Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot. 34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot. What we need is …
Pure Pooetry
Papa’s Poonut Butter
Papa Poosepi is the name and excreting excrement is the game. Voiding my bowels is what I do. I then …
Pure Pooetry
