No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
Pure Pooetry
Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Smoothie
Dude, I just took the biggest deuce of my life. It’s so goddamn big my anus is in strife. I …
Pure Pooetry
Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
Pure Pooetry
The Fecal Dungeon of Doom
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
Pure Pooetry
The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
Pure Pooetry
