Meteorite Madness: Redux
There’s a meteorite headed straight for Earth. And it’s got a mighty wide girth. But it’s not the one you’ve …
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The Secret of Clean
What’s the best way to get the bowl clean? What’s the secret for a shiny gleam? There’s a method known …
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Fuelling The Fatberg
The sewers beneath old London town… Conceal a secret coated in brown. The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies… …
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Brown Lantern
I’m sorry to bring you such terrible news. But I just delivered the most heinous of poos. The stench was …
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Who Done it?
Attention ladies and gentlemen, there’s something I must address. I’d like to draw your attention to this terrible brown mess. …
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