Disco Defecation: Redux
An ankle monitor to keep me honest. So my behaviour is strictly modest. I’ve been banned from every club. No …
Pure Pooetry
Half Flush or Full?: Redux
Do you press the half flush or full? It depends if the stink is nasty and cruel. Cos if that …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
Pure Pooetry
Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
Pure Pooetry
Mushy Morsel
The stench was so foul, I nearly fainted. The person before me, the porcelain they painted. Shades brown, black and …
Pure Pooetry
