Thy Fart is Turder
A distorted trumpet sounds off a toot… A weak brown oozes instead of shoots. An emo screech begins to wail… …
Pure Pooetry
Filling The Pumpkin
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Advice From The Master
If you need some lessons in pooping, heed The Master. Here’s some advice to avoid nasty doodoo disaster. Take your …
Pure Pooetry
Anoos The Wise
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …
Pure Pooetry
Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
Pure Pooetry
