Kind of Corny
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …
Pure Pooetry
The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
Pure Pooetry
Onomato-poo-eia: Part 1
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …
Pure Pooetry
A Girthly Birth
Someone please help me I’m about to give birth, to a fecal baby of astonishing girth. It’s been over 24 …
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