A Pooping We Must Go
I really need to take a big poo. Like a baby shark, a doodoo da doodoo. I don’t wanna hold …
Pure Pooetry
Big Mistake
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
Pure Pooetry
Erroneous Beef
Inpooduction ? ? ? Folks, I have for you a sickening tale. About how my pants became so stale. It’s …
Pure Pooetry
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Pure Pooetry
Sloppy Jalopy
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
Pure Pooetry
Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
Pure Pooetry
