meal – Pure Pooetry

I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …

Pure Pooetry

The Dry Wipe: Redux

The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …

Pure Pooetry

I’m so damn proud of what I just produced… An indescribable torpoodo from my caboose. I heard the warning sirens …

Pure Pooetry

Last night I loaded up on some nasty fast food… On my last bite, something began to brood. I could …

Pure Pooetry

I just took a big, mean, grizzly shit. The kind that never seems to quit. You squeeze and clench and …

Pure Pooetry

White was the porcelain prior to use. It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce. Last nights meal was …

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Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …

Pure Pooetry