Don’t Wipe Back in Anger
I’ve anger in my heart, anger in my bowels. I wiped too hard and released a howl. I’m furious at …
Pure Pooetry
A Stink To End All Stinks
I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …
Pure Pooetry
Pandora’s Butt
You will be amiss. If you take a big sniff. You will feel aghast. Inhaling this blast. And your innards …
Pure Pooetry
Foreign Fecal Matter: Part 1
Just how far would you stoop. For science and rancid poop. This stool sample from another world. A scent that …
Pure Pooetry
