Angry Rear Crater
Last night’s meal was a meaty feast. Foolishly I had fueled an inner beast. By morning my southern regions were …
Ex-Meat Sauce
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
Take A Bow
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
Vicious and Violent
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
Constipation of The Nation
I’m suffering from some constipation. My face is redder than a fire station. I’ve been here far too long… And …
Bogus Burger Bog Blowout
My diet lately has been outta whack. This hefty culprit needs to be cut back. I have the epic bacon …
Dump Truck
BEEP BEEP BEEP! The dump truck backs up to the potty. SLOP SLOP SLOP! Its fetid fecal goods are so …
