The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
It really boils my pootaters… When a throne gets defiled by a poo-hater. They don’t think to clean up their …
I’m sorry to bring you such terrible news. But I just delivered the most heinous of poos. The stench was …
There is a horrible funk emanating from my porcelain throne. Something has upset my stomach with a sickening groan. The …