Like Clockwork
I shit once a day to keep my colon clean. I’m quite regular if you know what I mean. I …
I shit once a day to keep my colon clean. I’m quite regular if you know what I mean. I …
Ass crack bulging with pressure applied. One evil turd waiting on the inside. Out it bursts as all Hell breaks …
Warm ooze I slowly drop. Like an evil ice cream shop. From my ass it did plop. Need a shower …
Tag! You’re it. Tagged by a pooem written while I shit. Compose your own wit… And pass it to the …
Ah, the musical sounds from the loo. A RRIIIIIPPPP, a KERPLOP, and a poo. They are not in the billboard …
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …
By myself quiet and content. Pushing out a stool that’s bent. In the porcelain, I’ve left a dent. A big …
Here I am forming my creation. Substance like clay, a sculptor’s elation. However, this clay I will not be rollin’. …
Frantic running to a filled up stall. I gotta go now to answer the call. Doubling over in pain up …
Here I sit, my cheeks a parted. Tried to dump, but only farted. I decided to wait till it happens. …
Playing a stinking tune with my rear. Not quite beautiful music to my ears. Spicy hot steamer bringing on tears. …
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
The lie some tell to placate oneself. Pipedream of belonging, love, or of wealth. Won’t be pushed out by others’ …