Caffeine Volcano
I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …
Pure Pooetry
The Apoocalypse is Near!
I have to ask, is there anything worse? Than incoming flood from the rear purse… You fumble to get your …
Pure Pooetry
The Calm Before The Storm
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
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Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
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Flash Fecal Flooding
Last night I devoured some delicious pasta. This morn it came back ten times faster. Yes, it was like eating …
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Foul Foretelling
Good old coffee, it keeps me awake. I’m on cup five, here comes the quake. But coffee keeps me fired …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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A Dollop of Doo
Scooped here this dollop of doo. Certainly not an ingredient for stew. My face screws up from the stench. And …
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