Meteorite Madness: Part 1
Last night what I shat left me floored. I think it was a brown alien horde. Or maybe a comet, …
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An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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Not Discreet
I thought this one would be short and sweet. Like a Silent But Deadly, but not discreet. However, when I …
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The Brown Hurl
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …
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