Cthulhu Shit
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
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Poo Vibrations
“Poo Vibrations” by Sharty Shart and The Rectal Punch It’s such a poo vibration, it’s such a poo sensation. Yo, …
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The Splatterfiend
The Splatterfiend has returned from the grave. And brought with him, his anus, to misbehave. A pungent cocktail of feces …
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Anoos The Wise
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …
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The Summer’s Doodoo
Lately I’ve been absent from the toilet. The summer temperatures have really spoiled it. It’s just too hot to drop …
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The Royal Duty
Today has had a lot of pootential. But one thing’s been missing and it’s kind of essential. There’s been no …
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