Multitasking Gone Wrong
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
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Between The Cheeks
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
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An Awful Hatching
You’d better start the fan and light a match. Cos something awful from my rear did hatch. Hanging in the …
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Brown Gristle
That which was once nice and shiny… Is now stained, soiled and grimy. Yesterday I had the runs rather bad. …
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Impoossible Mission
First thing in the morn… Something wicked began to spawn. I could feel the dangerous mass slowly build. By my …
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Take The Plunge
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
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A Few Specks of Brown
My once shiny porcelain is in a sorry state. When I last scrubbed? I don’t recall the date. I don’t …
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Rather Pale
Ever done a poop that looked rather pale? Mine came out like bread that was stale. I don’t feel unwell, …
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Packing Heat
Down south, I’m packing heat. Getting ready to fire from my seat. An itchy trigger to fire the sludge. Gotta …
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The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
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Fecal Funeral
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
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Witches Brew
My rectum is on fire, what on earth did I eat? My cheeks are receiving a roasting heat. Then I …
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