Blasting The Block
Substance within is about to explode. This gut harbours a deadly payload. Flatulence attack unprecedented. Rupturing bubbles all fermented. Bowel …
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Fuelling The Fatberg
The sewers beneath old London town… Conceal a secret coated in brown. The tubes and pipes that lead to dunnies… …
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Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
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Half Flush or Full?
A monster dump has a very specific need. Into a tiny bowl it will most certainly exceed. Now, do you …
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Fecal Friday
I sat my cheeks upon the throne… In the superior comfort of my home. I need not care where I …
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A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
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