Converted To Chum
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
Pure Pooetry
Shrimp Bogtail
Seated for dinner and much to my delight… I saw before me such a beautiful sight. Seafood as far the …
Pure Pooetry
Down in The Dumps
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
Pure Pooetry
Don’t Crack The Shits
Sometimes we get frustrated and need to let off steam. The key is not to fill your pants with brown …
Pure Pooetry
