Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Pure Pooetry
Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
Pure Pooetry
Painful Brown Birth
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …
Pure Pooetry
Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
Pure Pooetry
Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
Pure Pooetry
In The Nick of Time
I made it home just in the nick time. My stomach growling, my bowels primed. I just sat down and …
Pure Pooetry
