What a Blast
It’s time to pass a deuce of unbelievable magnitude! Holding it in has left me feeling no gratitude. I felt …
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BBQ From Hell
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …
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Bothered & Hot
This stall is so hot and isn’t fun. It feels like I’m pooing on the sun. The beads of sweat …
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A Whippy and A Drippy
It’s my first poo of the day. It’s completely solid and there is no spray. It quite easily began to …
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A Not So Solid Plan
A very healthy and chunky deuce, made its way out of my caboose. It took a while but it did …
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Poo & E=mc2
I go to the toilet and what do I see? A long black hair looking at me. It lay in …
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A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
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The Pooper’s Groove
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …
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Conceded Defeat
There was a thunderous explosion from my rear. Indicating to me that a deuce was near. So I made my …
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The Defiler
Such an enormous deuce does await. I’ve pushed so hard I’ve got shakes. I’m in some pain and a lot …
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