Pure Pooetry
Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
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Brown Happenstance
Something in that milk tasted funny. Now there’s a rumbling in my tummy. A sudden urgency to locate the latrines. …
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The Insides
Something’s wrong on the insides. After last night’s session, I cried. I pooped till I was red and raw. My …
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Short Sunday Rhyme
Here’s a short, shitty Sunday rhyme. And of course it’s about the brown slime. Foolishly I had too much dairy. …
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Constipation of The Nation
I’m suffering from some constipation. My face is redder than a fire station. I’ve been here far too long… And …
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