Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
Pure Pooetry
Not a Friend
Bowels are loaded, bowels are primed. It’s time to unleash an ounce of slime! It comes out thick, it comes …
Pure Pooetry
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Pure Pooetry
Obey The Rules
Some asshole has broken the pooing rules. They’ve left behind something brown and cruel. Their unflushed remains are more than …
Pure Pooetry
