Brown Barnacle
The seas were angry my good friends. As a monstrous barnacle traversed the s-bends. This was no ordinary marine crustacean. …
Pure Pooetry
Heavy Dump at Dusk
Sitting on the throne late one evening… I felt a shudder as the brown was leaving. This dump at dusk …
Pure Pooetry
Threat of Slime
Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel. But was awakened by a fart I did peel. And luckily it happened …
Pure Pooetry
Hershey Highway
Out from the Hershey Highway this bog did fly. Speeding like a rocket it surprised all nearby. Hitting the surface …
Pure Pooetry
War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
Pure Pooetry
