Minding My Own Business
Here I am minding my own business… When my bowels think it’s Christmas. What’s happening? Is it a party or …
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Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
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The Caganer
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
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Receiving Poo Gifts
Eat high fibre food. Mr. Hankey Christmas Poo. Will give gifts to you. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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Rear Reindeer Smear
It’s that time of season, it’s that time of year. When Santa’s reindeers leave a sickly smear. They fly in …
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Bubble and Squeak
Bubble and Squeak is not for the meek. Causing your poop to grotesquely reek. In fact, it will give you …
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Bogsing Day
I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …
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A Pooetry Collabpooration: Mr. Creamy Shits!
This is a Pure Pooetry Colabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula! Hi there folks, Mr. Creamy Shits …
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Party Poop 2015
It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that. It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t …
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