The Places You’ll Go!
Where our precious butts take rest. To perform the duty we like best. Should be pillowed and comfy. And never …
Pure Pooetry
The Double Handed Wipe
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Chocolate Bar: Redux
Again I find myself in the parking lot. I feel a southern growth of choc-a-lot. An alarm goes off on …
Pure Pooetry
Heavy Weight Title
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …
Pure Pooetry
The Poo Sync
This pooem is a bit like synchronised swimming. But it’s to do with scat and two butts are singing… You discover …
Pure Pooetry
