Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
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Breakfast of Bog
What’s for breakfast? Is it crappy crepes? Like Count Dumpula’s tumbling brown apes? Or is it boring toast slathered in …
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Today’s The Day
Today’s the day, I feel something great will happen. In taking the throne my cheeks do a slappin’. Into the …
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Who Done it?
Attention ladies and gentlemen, there’s something I must address. I’d like to draw your attention to this terrible brown mess. …
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Spreading The Caca Condiments
In the past I’ve mentioned chocolatey Buttella. It’s a thick sickly treat, I’ll tell ya what fella. But may I …
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