Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Pure Pooetry
The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
Pure Pooetry
Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
Pure Pooetry
A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
Pure Pooetry
An Easy Movement
The gas blew as I made my way, fingers crossed I wasn’t getting a spray. I made safety and sat …
Pure Pooetry
