Storming the porcelain, I’m armed to the teeth. Nostrils raised, I detected something beneath. My goal, it’s lackluster shine is …

I steel my nerves as I take the position. My guts push and heave like a poorly oiled piston. Low …

I decided to build a mighty rocket, Just around the corner of my pocket. I started fueling it earlier in …

Foul is the smell as I take the throne. A dark deed this day it shall be known. My anus …

Some time ago a I wrote this lovely little pooem. I have called it “Disco Defecation” and it goes *pause* …