xmas – Pure Pooetry

Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …

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Receiving Poo Gifts

Eat high fibre food. Mr. Hankey Christmas Poo. Will give gifts to you. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet

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It’s that time of season, it’s that time of year. When Santa’s reindeers leave a sickly smear. They fly in …

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I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …

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This is a Pure Pooetry Colabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula! Hi there folks, Mr. Creamy Shits …

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This Christmas ham has long since expired. Where on Earth was this foul meat acquired? It leaves a stain on …

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It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that. It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t …

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