Egg and Bacon
Up rose a waft of egg and bacon. From my gut that is now achin’. Then a scent of baked beans. That …
Pure Pooetry
Killer Stench: The Return
It’s a good thing no one can smell this shiz. Cos I’m dropping a stinker like no one’s biz! It’s …
Pure Pooetry
Oh The Covidity!
I just released a covid whopper. A highly contagious stinking plopper. On fast food and coffee is where it grows. …
Pure Pooetry
A Stink To End All Stinks
I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …
Pure Pooetry
Boredom Bog
I’m unwell and stuck at home with nothing to do. Mounting the throne, I’ll compose a pooem or two. Quite …
Pure Pooetry
