Release Brown Sausage
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
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The Golden Throne
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
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The Magic Poorridge Pot
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
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The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
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Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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Almost Tragic
My cheeks approached the toilet seat, and before they planted out came my grief. A mammoth mound of sour mash, …
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