Poo Can’t Touch This
As I was wiping I felt something warm. I hoped like hell the paper wasn’t torn. Thin and whispy is …
Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
