Scrubbing The Poop Deck
The funnel opens and the log departs. Soon there’ll be a brown blood bath. With a plop the mass descends. …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Lantern
I’m sorry to bring you such terrible news. But I just delivered the most heinous of poos. The stench was …
Pure Pooetry
Bestial Bog Redux: The Poossession
My butt has been poosessed by a foul beast. It’s back there, lurking in my rear crease. It has been stinking …
Pure Pooetry
Thin and Whispy
This toilet paper is soft yet thin and whispy. So when I’m wiping it is somewhat risky. The last thing …
Pure Pooetry
