On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
The Silent Fiend
At long last I’m all alone. Sitting quietly on the throne. The sound of silence is such relief… Like an …
Return To Funky Town
There’s a special place called Funky Town. It has thunderous bass and torrents of brown. The walls are porcelain and …
A Royal Treasure
Before flushing, I couldn’t help but smile. Spying something heaped in a humongous pile. You probably think I mean the …
Letting Slip
Have you ever thought that the coast was clear… So you decide to drop flatus from your rear? Then you …
