There’s a special place called Funky Town.
It has thunderous bass and torrents of brown.
The walls are porcelain and of the brightest white…
Well until some sod covers them in shite.
And I suppose the room isn’t of the greatest size.
Sometimes you’ll find an eye-opening surprise!
Plus you get to sit which is a bonus!
You’ll be pooductive, statistics have shown us.
And there is a door which you can lock…
So all the cares of the world are yours to block.
All in all this place is a gem if found.
So look it up and visit Funky Town.