The Caganer
El Caganer squats in the middle of the field. Pants around ankles, soil ready to yield. The tradition says all …
Pure Pooetry
Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
Pure Pooetry
Torrents of Brown
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
Pure Pooetry
On The Spot
I’m composing this on the spot. A pooem about my rectal snot. It blasts out with great ease. Pungent stench …
Pure Pooetry
Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
Pure Pooetry
