Stand To Attention
Women complain we often miss.Yet I never felt Posideon’s Kiss. Cos I’m a dead shot, a winning bullseye. I’m a hole …
Pure Pooetry
Abandon Shit!
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
Pure Pooetry
The Sinking of The Titanus
The High Seas waited for the ship to set sail… That of a monstrous turd the size of a whale. …
Pure Pooetry
A Public Outing
Public toilets are not a nice place. Their conditions are a filthy disgrace. I hadn’t used one in quite a …
Pure Pooetry
Sinkhole Stinkhole
Mother Nature’s gaping void. A huge stink of a hole to avoid. Don’t stare directly into the brownness. Like staring …
Pure Pooetry
Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
Pure Pooetry
Royal Treatment
I sat down and closed my eyes. Bracing myself for a fecal surprise. Was it going to be big or …
Pure Pooetry
