Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
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Winds of Northern Shartness
Once again it’s that time of the year… When I feel a chill against my rear. The porcelain is unforgiving …
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Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
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A Brown Eye For A Brown Eye
This revenge shitting is just the start. Next move in their bed I plant a shart. But they have got …
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Not Enough Shitters
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
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Does The Pope Poop in The Woods?
Does the pope be a paedophile to a bear cub shitting in the woods? By Guest Pooet, The People’s …
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