There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
Pure Pooetry
The Secret of Clean
What’s the best way to get the bowl clean? What’s the secret for a shiny gleam? There’s a method known …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Splatters
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
Pure Pooetry
Snags Kablamo
I could feel within a furious brown. Kicking and screaming before it crowned. Without hesitation, I left the bay. To …
Pure Pooetry
An Easy Movement
The gas blew as I made my way, fingers crossed I wasn’t getting a spray. I made safety and sat …
Pure Pooetry
