Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal Fibre Power
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
Pure Pooetry
On Halloween Night They Come
It’s the time of year for ghastly ghouls… Tricks and treats and scary stools. It’s already Halloween can you imagine? …
Pure Pooetry
Brown Happenstance
Something in that milk tasted funny. Now there’s a rumbling in my tummy. A sudden urgency to locate the latrines. …
Pure Pooetry
The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
Pure Pooetry
