An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
Pure Pooetry
Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Pure Pooetry
A Frightening Discovery
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
Pure Pooetry
The Loch Ness Monster
The Loch Ness Monster is a foul brown beast. Devouring your corpse, it will have a feast. Later it will …
Pure Pooetry
Obey The Rules
Some asshole has broken the pooing rules. They’ve left behind something brown and cruel. Their unflushed remains are more than …
Pure Pooetry
