The Shitting of The Damned
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
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Cleanup in Aisle Poo
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
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Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
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The Pooper’s Groove
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …
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