pie – Pure Pooetry

I’m about to make a doodoo pie. Fresh and steaming from my brown eye. I lay some paper to contain …

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I ate a Four and Twenty meat pie. It produced gore from my brown eye. Shortly after the pie was …

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What a horrendous pain inside my gut. I ordered pizza but not from The Hut. It kept me awake for …

Pure Pooetry

I hadn’t taken a dump all day. Until I got home and began to spray. Such an explosion of terrifying …

Pure Pooetry