Did Someone Say Panic?
I ask you, what the heck is going on? The toilet paper was flowing 20 miles long! Now there isn’t …
Pure Pooetry
What Goes Up Must Come Down
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
Pure Pooetry
Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
Pure Pooetry
