Three Flushes
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
A violent inner spasm… Came from my rear chasm. Followed by a tummy rumble. Bellowing an angry grumble. Dinner was …
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
This pooem is a bit like synchronised swimming. But it’s to do with scat and two butts are singing… You discover …
Leaving me now is last night’s dinner. It was a spectacular feast, a real winner. Cooked to perfection, a meaty …
I am the Zen master of taking dumps. Each nugget splashes in with a thump. I centre my being and …
On All Hallows’ Eve, the clock struck twelve. Into the toilet bowl, this story does delve. In The San Churro …
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …