Innocent Until Poopin’ Guilty
In a dystopian future, farts have been outlawed. But I’m a wind and law breaker and I get a bit …
Pure Pooetry
Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
Pure Pooetry
Shop Til You Plop
I apoologise, this poost is long overdue. And like always it’s about number two. Rejoice! We’ve opened up an online shop. Now …
Pure Pooetry
Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
Pure Pooetry
Harebrained
What a hair brained scheme. To think I could poo without being seen. But alas this toilet is made of …
Pure Pooetry
